Christmas Questions

In the build up to Christmas 2013, I get home late after work one day to discover Emily had plastered the house in notes and directions to help Santa find his way around because "we do live in a big house now daddy".

Most are arrows pointing where to randomly leave presents, including a rather tricky "Which way now" tree picture; This way? Yes? Maybe? No! 

But the highlight is the questionnaire - "to check that he's the real deal daddy". Questions include: Wot ARE you? Wot do you wear? Wot do you WANT!