Dad: You alright pal?
Sam: (Whispers) Yep.
A few seconds pass, then Archie appears, he toddles up to the other curtain, mumbling 'Shhhhh' to himself over and over. He clambers behind the curtain and freezes.
Dad: You hiding Archie?
Archie: Shhhhhhhh.
A minute passes. Sam is still frozen and clearly visible (from the waist down), Archie has fallen onto his bum. Dad looks up from his book again.
Dad: So what are you both doing exactly?
Sam: (still whispering) Hiding!
Archie: Shhhhhhh. Hiding.
Dad: Ah! Hide and Seek.
Sam and Archie: Shhhhhhh.
A few more minutes pass. Mum wanders through the room with the washing. Slightly confused, Dad looks up from his book again.
Dad: Where's Emily?
Sam: She's hiding too.
Dad: What?
Sam: Shhhhh. She's hiding upstairs!
Dad: How can she find you if she's hiding too!
Archie: SHHHHHHH DADDY!
Sam: No, no, no. We're hiding from Mummy!
Dad: Ah!
Still more minutes pass. Mum wanders back through the room, this time with an empty washing basket. She glances curiously at Sam's exposed legs before disappearing on another errand.
Dad: Sammy, does Mum know she's playing hide and seek with you?
Sam: No.
Dad: But... How's she supposed to find you if she doesn't know to look?
Sam: Exactly! I'm so gonna win Hide and Seek!
Archie: Hide and Seek? Yay! Archie playing too! MUM, MUM, HIDE AND SEEK IN THE CURTAINS!
Sam: Archie! Archie! Shhhhhhhh.
Archie: HERE WE ARE! TA DA!
Archie clambers back out, his arms raised in triumph. Sam's shoulders sag, as victory disappears.
Sam: Aw, man.
