This is the earliest 'kid conversation' I can find once we started to write them down and share them with friends, so it seems appropriate to be the first post here. It's from March 2012:
Sat having lunch when Mummy decides to ask the kids a question:
Mum: Okay, Emily, Sam. If you could have anything you wish for in the whole world what would it be?.
Emily: A light bulb in my head!
Dad: You mean, an idea? You want to have ideas?
Emily: No. I mean actually a light bulb in my head. A proper one that lights up.
Mum: Okay... er... Sammy?
Sammy: Um... er... hmmm....
Dad: There must be something?
Sammy: Well... Um... (looks across table) Oh! Could I have Emily's sandwich?
Emily: Sure, here you go.
Sammy: Yes!! Thank you
Emily: So do I got a light bulb then? Sammy did get his sandwich
Mum & Dad: ........