Dad is sat being unreasonably busy with stuff that doesn't involve kids...
Milly: Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad.
Milly: Do you want to see a magic trick?
Me: Not now honey, I'm in the middle of something.
Milly: Please. Please. It's a-ma-zing. I've been practising for ages. Please? Please.
Me: Okay, okay but be quick.
Milly: Right, watch with amazement whilst I make this chain NOT disappear.
Milly: Shhhhh! TA-DA!
Milly: See. It's still there.
Me: Are you serious?
Milly: God dad. Get an imagination. Jeez.