Cooking in the kitchen with the kids and the radio playing in the background:
Radio: Let's go to the phone lines and our first caller is Sam. Hello Sam...
Sammy: (Gasps) ARRGGGHHH!
Dad: (panicked) What? What's the matter?
Sammy is speechless. He just starts jabbing his finger at the radio.
Dad: What? What is it Sammy?
Sammy: Dad! I'm on the radio. What do I do?
Sammy: (whispering) The radio dad! They just said I'm on it. I don't know what to say!
Emily: You're not the only Sam in the world, you know?
Sam: Quick (Starting to panic) Please dad! What shall I do?
Dad: Are you serious? Sam... I...
Emily: (sighs) Sam! It's. A. Different. Sam.
Sam: Really? Phew! I didn't know what I was gonna do then. That, was a close one.
Dad: You are being serious.
Sam: Things almost got crazy then dad. Ph-ew.