Emily: It's Christmas Eve! Wake up! Quick. We need to prepare the wire trap!
Dad: (sitting up sharply) Wire Trap?!
Emily: For Santa. Oh and I might need some cogs.
Poor Santa. Gonna be a busy day.
8 gruelling hours later the Wire Trap is set (with moving cogs and everything):
Pause for thought.
Emily: No, no, no. What am I thinking! Come on Emily - let's get him!
Like I said, Poor, poor Santa...