Sammy: (unbelievably excited) Mummy, Mum! You won't believe this look - I can write my own name! Woo hoo!
Sammy: Watch this (ahem) - S...A...M...MALL....AG...HAN. See. I just wrote my name with my mouth.
Mum: ...um. Yeah... Sammy, we call that talking...
Sammy: Really? Aw man. I thought I'd got it then.
Mum: You need to start with a pencil...
Sammy: Pencil? That's crazy. I just wrote it with my mouth, I don't need a pencil you crazy head!